This is one of those days that I wish I had a job like my Dad's so I could take the rest of the day off. I am too beautiful for this place.

You should see me right now too. I'm wearing an argyle sweater, a scarf, and a hoodie with the hood up. I'm so professional!

It's a good thing I'm going to be a graphic designer. I'd never make it in this

This morning I woke up with a charlie horse in my leg. It's a good thing everybody else lives on the other side of the house, because I was moaning and cursing for about five minutes until my muscles finally began to relax. Carmen was concerned too and she tried to come help me out. She's can be kinda sweet sometimes ( Read more... )

My head feel like shit and I think it might be all the sugar I ate and the balanced diet I lack. I eat a ton of sugar just about every day because I never wake up in time to make myself a lunch, so I get hungry and buy candy bars in the afternoon. Now I feel a little dizzy and light-headed and I'm thinking that I really need to quit with the ( Read more... )

I just saved 6% of a tree. It kind of aggravates me that Tom doesn't recycle. It's not that difficult. Just have two baskets. Or a box like me. We work in accounting, there's a shit ton of paper coming through here. Recycling is one of those things that doesn't take that much work but helps a lot. Quit being so damn lazy ( Read more... )

MPR is still playing some program on the founding fathers so I'm sitting in silence for the time being. I don't know what it is about early American history, but it just bores the hell out of me. Not to mention the storyteller is one of those people that you can hear every time he opens his mouth to speak. I can hear his tongue hitting and ( Read more... )

I just found out that my good black pants have only one back pocket. Fashion eludes me sometimes.

My boss just went up to my coworker and asked, "I've heard about this thing called a 'blog.' Do you know of one that I could look at? I just want to see what it is." It was all I could do to keep from laughing. Oh, old people. You are hilarious.

Today feels like the skies are dark and the clouds bluging menacingly with cold cold rain. I wish it would be dark and wet when I leave at 3:30, except I don't have an umbrella ( Read more... )

So that guy from work I think is cool - Ron - it turns out the reason he's not here today is because his house was destroyed by a tornado. It's hard for me to imagine how something like that would feel. Basically, like your whole life has been torn apart I suppose. Strange that I've never really thought about it much before. After hearing about ( Read more... )

Alright, I think the coffee finally hit me. I've been ungraded from Half Asleep to Worker Drone ( Read more... )